I went with reduced-fat, creamy peanut butter in place of regular, wheat germ in place of flax seed, and chopped dark chocolate in place of the mini chocolate chips.
I brought some of these into work, and they were as big of a hit in the library as they were at home. The F has even requested them since, which is definitely a success, in my book!
I think that I'm going to request a pair of these, and see what happens.
Christian Dior via Bergdorf Goodman
I am quite certain that there is not a single person in my life who would grant such a request, but it may be worth a (long) shot.