"If you go to the grocery store and stand in front of the lunch meat section for too long, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna -- somebody needs to tell the turkeys, 'Man, just be yourself.' "
Also in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I give you a photo of Arnie pigging out, while wearing her coziest hoodie:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I am thankful for each and every one of my readers. What you lack in numbers you make up for in enthusiasm! Or something! Now go forth and eat too much!